This video is simply epic. There’s not much to say about it except for each time I watch it I can’t help but laugh and say WTF.
The dog’s owner says this… “my 12 yr old poodle is talking to me as I make her food, to let those of you know, the vet saved her life from the gum disease by removing the bad teeth or it would have gotten into her organs. Also, she eats alot, she has very tuff and strong gums which helps her eat hard food that has been softened with warm water, her food is on the floor all day, her bowl is filled 3x per day. The soft can food she is talking for is what she gets every other day to help keep her weight up. She is in NO WAY HURT, NEGLEGTED OR STARVING. She’s not in any pain and nor does she have anything in her mouth during the video. If I wouldn’t have taken my vets recommendation, she would have died years ago.”
Retarded, toothless, whatever… this video is epic!

My name is Bryan Hauer and I was born on January 11, 1976 in St. Paul, MN. Although my friends liked to kid me about it I am no relation as far as I know to the actor Rutger Hauer.
I grew up mostly in Minnesota and Wisconsin as I attended grade school in St. Paul, MN and junior high and high school in Racine, WI. After graduating high school I then went on to attend college in LaCrosse, WI.
Although I was born in Minnesota and lived there and Wisconsin most of my younger years, I've also lived in quite a few other states. 













